Navigating the Snow White Remake . . .

". . . The only reason I saw Snow White was because I live in a small town now in Iowa. And that was one of three movies. And my husband and I desperately needed a date . . . I was also just curious because as informational as 'X' can be, we are still human beings -- we are still faulty human beings . . . and so I was like, I want to go see this and see if this is real life. And let me just say, the movie is . . ."